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Tales of a Two-year-old: The Nap Time Saga

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Guide two-year-old upstairs.

Have two-year-old use potty.

Put two-year-old in bed.

Tuck two-year-old in.

Kiss two-year-old.

Two-year-old says they have to poop.

Bring two-year-old back to potty.

*Total bluff*

Put two-year-old back to bed.

Fix blanket “just right.”

Get second requested blanket.

Get requested stuffed animal (downstairs).

Give requested stuffed animal to two-year-old.

Two-year-old says to take back stuffed animal.

Take back stuffed animal.

Fix blanket (again).

Say “night.”

Close door.

Mommy goes to bed to lie down.

Two-year-old yells:

“Mommy put on my blanket”.

“Mommy put on my blanket”.

“Mommy I have to go poo poo.”

“Mommy I have to go poopy.”

“Mommy my eye hurts .”

“Mommy my eye hurts.”

“Mommy my eye hurts.”

“Mommy I have a headache.”

“Mommy I have a headache.”

“Mommy I want my socks off.”

“Mommy I want my socks off.”

“Mommy.”

“Mommy.”

“Mommy I want my socks on.”

“Mommy I want my socks on.”

*Crying*

“Mommy.”

“Mommy.”

“Mommy I want a tissue.”

“Mommy I want a tissue.”

“Mommy my socks fall down.”

“My socks fall down.”

“I want to put my blanket on.”

“I want to put my blanket on.”

“Mommy, I want to put my blanket on.”

*Silence*

Thank goodness for nap time!

Based on a true story.

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