Little one on the way? Prepare yourself for the madness of baby registering.
Stage 1: Complete Shock and Awe
“One day, son, all of this will be yours.”
Stage 2: Anger
Everything is ugly.
Does it all need to come in clashing primary colors!?
Stage 3: Consideration
Amateurs be like…”I only need the basics.”
Stage 4: Denial
These prices CANNOT be real.
Stage 5: Bargaining
Good Lord, the coupons. “Can I use five 20% offs on the most expensive items, plus three $5 offs, and these manufacturers coupons? THANKS.”
Stage 6: Pride
SURVIVOR: Buy Buy Baby
Stage 7: Acceptance and Realization
…that all you really needed was a cardboard box or some tissue paper. [FACE PALM]